How Many Mothers does Jesus Have?
A Jochen Katz style Argument
If anyone is familiar with the German Nazi Jochen Katz then you should know that he is the owner of the debunked and bankrupt site known as answering-Islam. If one were to ever read Jochen Katz' articles and logic, one would notice he has some of the most absurd, and desperate arguments to throw against Islam. We cant really blame the Nazi, as the moto for missionaries as himself goes something like this "By any means possible", even if it ends up making themselves look quite stupid.
Just a quick note, people might be wondering why I am calling Katz a Nazi, well on his own site his foul missionary writer Sam Shamoun has labeled an innocent Muslim author known as Usman Sheikh as a terrorist, and the only reason Shamoun has done this is to continue the mass bigotry that is thrown against Muslims, labeling us as terrorists for simply being Muslims. Since Katz has no problems in giving stereotypical labels to Muslims, I will do the same as him and call him a Nazi for being both a German, and a Christian, both of which identities were linked with the Nazis. If Jochen feels offended then let his foul missionary edit this article:
I will not allow these foul missionaries to attack my innocent Muslim brother with such wild labels, hence from now on Jochen Katz shall be known as Jochen Katz the ?Nazi' until they remove the false label of terrorist from brother Usman Sheikh.
With that said, let us apply the Nazi's own form of argumentation against him. When we read the Gospel of Mark, chapter 3, verses 31-35 we find Jesus saying:
31Then Jesus' mother and brothers arrived. Standing outside, they sent someone in to call him. 32A crowd was sitting around him, and they told him, "Your mother and brothers are outside looking for you."
33"Who are my mother and my brothers?" he asked.
34Then he looked at those seated in a circle around him and said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! 35Whoever does God's will is my brother and sister and mother."
So notice that Jesus identifies his true family, and true followers as those who submit their will to God.
Yet Jesus does something strange, we know it is normal to refer to other people as your brothers and sisters, which is brother and sister in faith. Yet Jesus calls them his mother as well!
So therefore this means that Jesus has many mothers, and I don't need to tell you what we call such a person in society. A person who has many mothers, such people end up on Maury Povic's talk show, or even Jerry Springer!
Let me make it clear, I don't necessarily believe in such arguments, I am only using the Jochen Katz' style of argumentation, and his silly logic, I am being Jochen Katz in this article!
Hopefully Jochen Katz the Nazi will see this article and it will allow him to reflect on his stupidity for a while. Something tells me that won't happen though.
And Allah Knows Best!